I hear the hedgehog hedges his bets.
He’s not a serious gambler anyway.
He just likes the river.
I hear the mockingbird
just wants to be understood.
He could also use a cell phone.
I hear the pig is vastly annoyed
by having his home called pigsty.
He cleans it twice a week, whether it needs it
or not.
Robin wants to change his name.
The blackbird wants affirmative action.
and do not get me started on the Cuckoo
He’s just nuts about Martha Stewart.
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