Wait, what?


My daughter is learning to drive.

Hyperventilating.

My baby in a car, a car that moves, and can be hit by other cars, or can hit other cars.

Hyperventilating.

A car that can park with a boy in it. That can get flat tires, or break down, or run out of gas on an abandoned road in the middle of nowhere. That can be driven to inspiration point.

Hyperventilating.

A car that will have too loud of music, possible texting while driving, and snow storms or rain storms.

Hyperventilating.

I need valium.

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