December 23rd, 2015
Notes to self:
People will laugh at you if you forget yourself in a happy moment and shake your booty (however slight) to the music on your MP3 player, because they can’t hear what you hear.
When you buy a coke that says (Naughty) you aren’t supposed to take it as a compliment.
Stop saying “I didn’t do it” whenever someone calls your name at work. They are getting use to it, and this is..bad..probably.
Writing “Don’t touch, I bite” on your work box, is guaranteed to bring out the evil in your workmates. Finding notes that say “I totally touched it” “I had my hands all over it” and “Oops, I did it again!” should totally be expected.
Ps. Quoting Kuzko “No touchy” (on the other side of the box) is soo 2000! Get new material.