Notes to self

December 26, 2015

Eating an orange,when you have heartburn, is an idiot move. Idiot.

You got 4 Snowmen Christmas cards. How the hell do these people coordinate this stuff without knowing one another. Last year it was everyone get Bekki red (hats, gloves, scarves).

Telling your sister the cute Christmas tree ornament that she bought you is perfect for your rock collection, so the rocks have a tree in the middle of the weird sort-of- village you got going, is slightly um..nutso cutlet.

The fact that she didn’t even look surprised by your weirdness, is  extremely telling.

Seeing a photo of Ice Cream doesn’t mean you,NEED ice cream. Does not. Does not. Does not.

The fact that this: Life as I know it is still accurate, is disturbing.