Notes to self:

Management always has “Just one more task before you leave for the day”

Wind is scary sometimes.

Losing all your music isn’t a tragedy, it’s an opportunity. What music will you discover looking to replace the old stuff?

Hair Dye will not kill you, even if it is annoying. Otherwise it would be called Hair Die. Except for your BIL, he’s allergic to hair dye, in his case, it really WILL kill him.

Talking to yourself in the dark can totally be written off as praying…only with more dorky conjecture and less God.

Having 5 typewriters does too make you a collector. I just decreed it as so, and therefore it must be true. This only works because my parliament needs only one vote.