Notes to self: January 7,2016

Why do the really, really good hair days always happen when nobody can see it?

Leann is still aghast about the book you lent her 2 years ago that introduced her to the phrase”Fuck-me-heels” I think you corrupted her.

You ate 3 chocolate chip cookies, I totally saw you. You owe me 30 min of aerobic dancing lady. ps. I heard that.

Joey D is not a stalker..she’s your sister. Yes, she replied to your reply super weirdly fast, but she’s got a Kindle Fire too..maybe it makes her magical. Or, you know, stalker-ish. (Snicker) ps. rib her about it as much as possible before she smacks you. Use your ninja skills.