Note to self: February 17th,2016

Do not under any condition, ever,ever,ever let your nephew convince you that he can “fix” your space heater for you….newsflash! He can’t.

What he can do is almost get you killed when the spliced cord he swore was safe, overheats, melts, and then starts an electrical fire on your fucking carpet. You. Almost. Died.

Insomnia is now your best f*ing friend.