My friends are the best made. Amen.
M will say anything to make you laugh…ANYTHING. Apparently “blue elf penis” is the sentence of the week.
Kazza owes you a burnt burger with extra pickles..don’t let her squirm out of it. Service there stinks, but that’s not why you go.
Stop worrying…you sound like a mental patient.
Apple flavoured water is a good idea all the time.
You need to walk more…I’m looking at you, you crazy cave person.