Notes to self: March 30, 2016


My friends are the best made. Amen.

M will say anything to make you laugh…ANYTHING. Apparently “blue elf penis” is the sentence of the week.

Kazza owes you a burnt burger with extra pickles..don’t let her squirm out of it. Service there stinks, but that’s not why you go.

Stop worrying…you sound like a mental patient.

Apple flavoured water is a good idea all the time.

You need to walk more…I’m looking at you, you crazy cave person.