Stealth Ninja wanted


Why can’t  love be like friendship? I can totally get behind a stealth dating scenario. Cause, stealth dating has no pressure and no tightness in your stomach. It doesn’t know it’s suppose to be awkward. Doesn’t understand that he’s not suppose to know you snort-laugh on occasion, that you have secret sexy undies that you only wear at home, that you sometimes drip ice cream on your floor and use your sock to swipe at it instead of doing a proper clean-up.

Stealth dating is perfect for people like me.

So…where do I get me one of those? Ebay? Etsy?

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