Shut up, I’m hilarious!

I’m not sure other’s do this, or if I should confess it but….

Sometimes I just freaking go crazy saying weird crap that only I think is ridiculously hilarious in the privacy of my own room. Then, like a complete dork, I post it to my Facebook so I never forget how freaking hilarious what I said to myself was, in case I forget and need to remind me of the time me said that thing that me thought was ridiculously funny, but might have forgotten because only me was there to hear it.