The Bekki rules:
I cook dinner= You do dishes
You cook dinner= I do dishes and give you kisses.
I wash laundry= you fold laundry.
You wash laundry= I fold laundry and sing along with the radio at the top of my lungs. (Basement has the best acoustics)
You change the tire= I don’t complain while waiting.
I change the tire= You are not allowed to laugh at me.
I write you a poem= you kiss me
You write me a poem= Sexy massage