Dear Man with 5 typewriters


Dear Man with 5 typewriters,


I don’t like pineapple on my pizza. Pineapple is one of my favorite fruits, but on pizza it sucks up the ham flavor and makes the pineapple taste like ham fruit. Yuck.

Pineapple is best straight off the knife. Chilled and hopefully accompanied by a side of whipped cream to dip it into.


I didn’t know what a pudendum was either, I looked it up though, and it made me snort-laugh. I also looked up Vajazzle. Um….you might not want to know, just consider the word up above and add stick-on jewels. Yeah, people are weird.

Ps. I’m not that bored…EVER.