My 2018 Collection


I’ve been working on a journal of all my posts from here, and Instagram, for 1 full year. I have taken to jotting down the t-shirt, pillow, and wall art slogans I spot, whenever I do a new entry in the book.

I know the year hasn’t ended yet, but I thought I’d share my list thus-far. It’s grown rather huge actually. I thought it might entertain someone. I’m also including quotes that I jotted down as well. May as well go full “Bekki is nutso cutlet”.

“It took me quite a long time to develop a voice, and now that I have it, I am not going to be silent” -Madeline Albright.

“In a world where you can be anything, be kind.”

“Stop waiting for Prince Charming. Get up and find him! Poor idiot may be stuck in a tree or something”

When you are at a loss for words, just say potato.

Charlie Brown: “Someday we will all die Snoopy”

Snoopy: “True, but on all the other days, we will live.”

My head says “Who cares?” but then my heart whispers “You do stupid..”

“You will be too much for some people. Those aren’t your people.”

If it comes, let it.                                  If it goes, let it.

T-shirt-

“Well, that didn’t go as planned.”

Hurt me with the truth but never comfort me with a lie.-Quote

“You wake up every morning to fight the same demons that left you soo tired the night before, and that, my love, is bravery!”

“I’m wax coke bottles and candy cigarettes years old”

“Loneliness doesn’t come from having no people around you, but from being unable to communicate the things that seem important to you.” Carl Jung

“Believe in yourself a little more”

“When you come to a point where you have no need to impress anybody, your freedom will begin.”

“If you want to change the world, go home and love your family.”

Blame isn’t just a word, it’s an entire conversation. One that starts with anger and ends with self absolution.” -Me.

“If you don’t like tacos, I’m nacho type.”

“Not only does my mind wander, sometimes it walks off completely.”

“There is no louder sound in the universe, than the crunch or crinkle of something you’re not supposed to be eating.”

“I’m trying my best”

“A bird doesn’t sing because it has the answer…it sings because it has a song.” Joan Walsh (A Cup of Sun) 1967

“Just because I can’t sing, doesn’t mean I won’t sing.”

“You” he said “are a very real thing in a terribly false world and that, I believe, is why you are in soo much pain.”

“Your feet will bring you where your heart is” Irish proverb

“Don’t give up, you still got a couple of Motherfuckers to prove wrong.”

“The people who are meant to be in your life are the ones who gently wait for you to heal, and then silently hand you a baseball bat.”

“The awkward moment when a zombie is looking for brains and walks right by you.”

“Pro-life? You ever notice how some people’s concern for life stops at birth?

They want those babies to come out, after that, they don’t give a damn what happens to them.”

“Always be a little kinder than necessary.”

“Ordinary people have big tv’s. Extraordinary people have big libraries.”

“To read or not to read, what a stupid question.”

“Be the person Mr. Rodgers always knew you could be.”

“Who keeps putting the math books in the horror section.?”

“I am sweet, lovable, and innocent…Oh, for heaven’s sake stop laughing!”

Monday-you bastard.

“Good morning, I see the assassins have failed.”- mug

🔳 single

🔳 taken

✅ who cares I’m awesome.

“Thou shall not judge, because thou hast fucked up in the past also.”

T-shirt- being an adult is the dumbest thing I’ve ever done.

“The best apology is changed behaviour.”

“I wanna be where the people aren’t.” -(If Ariel was an introvert.)

“Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions, chocolate understands.”

“I’m sure the cleaning fairy will be here any minute.”

“It’s not who you are that holds you back, it’s who you think you are.”

“No matter how many mistakes you make or how slow your progress, you are still way ahead of everyone who isn’t trying.” Tony Robbins

“What other people think of me is none of my business.”

“Grammer: The difference between knowing your shit, and knowing you’re shit.”

“I can’t get out of bed. The blankets have accepted me as one of their own and if I leave I might lose their trust.”-T-shirt

“No, you’re wrong. Now just sit in your wrongness and be wrong.” T-shirt.

“Massage Therapist: People, people who knead people.”-T-shirt

“Happiness is an inside job.”

“Weird is just a side-effect of being awesome.” -T-shirt

“The world will not be destroyed by those who do evil, but by those who watch them without doing anything.” Albert Einstein

Coffee (N.) a hug in a mug.

“I love you more than coffee, but not always before coffee.”

“Procrastin…”

“Don’t ask me about my protein, and I won’t ask about your cholesterol.”

“I’m too clumbsy to be around fragile masculinity.”-T-shirt

“I don’t want Prince Charming. I want woodland creatures that clean.” -T-shirt

“Phew! That was close. I almost had to socialize.”-T-shirt

“I’m an artist. Being weird comes with the territory.”-T-shirt

“I’m like 104% tired.”-T-shirt

“Back in my day we had 9 planets”-T-shirt

“Sometimes I think to myself ‘drop the book and get stuff done’ then I laugh and turn the page.”

“I won’t quit…but, I will cuss the whole time.” -T-shirt

“If I say ‘first of all’ run away because I’ll have prepared charts, data, research and will destroy you.”-T-shirt

“Don’t rush me. I’m waiting for the last minute.”-T-shirt

“The words you speak become the house you live in”

“Fear tricks us into a boring life”

“When you cannot see the bright side, I will sit with you in the dark.”

“I don’t like morning people, or mornings, or people.”-T-shirt

“Run like Gaston just proposed to you.”-T-shirt.

“My life is a romantic comedy minus the romance and just me laughing at my own jokes.”-T-shirt

“Hold on. Let me overthink this”

“I came, I saw, I left early.”

“TACOHOLIC”

“Let’s handle this like adults: paper, rock or scissors?”

“Trust me, as you get to know me, I just get weirder.”

“I prefer my puns intended”

“Sorry I’m late, I didn’t want to come.”

“When somebody yells stop I don’t know if it’s:
In the name of love.
It’s Hammertime
or if I should collaborate and listen.”-T-shirt

“Stop petting my peeves”

“Surely not EVERYONE was Kung-fu fighting!”

“You had me at Tacos”

“Lettuce, Turnip, the Beet.”

“Adult-ish”

“Begin each day with a grateful heart”

Oldest: I make the rules.                    Middle: I’m the reason we have rules.                                                       Youngest: The rules don’t apply to me. (Three t-shirts)

“The only thing you absolutely have to know, is the location of the library” -Albert Einstein

“I’m unable to quit, as I am currently too legit.”

“Straight Outta Azkaban”

“I thought getting older would take longer”

“Tea is the gateway drug to biscuits.”

“WOLF-surname. Yes, I really was raised by them.”

“In Winter, I “assault” the sidewalk”

“I’m in the garden. Wanna buy a bag of weed?”

“What element is AH? The element of surprise.”

“Don’t forget to drink H2O and get some sun, because you’re basically a houseplant with more complicated emotions.”

“I wish more people were fluent in silence.”

“Marriage is an endless sleepover with your favorite weirdo.”

“The art of knowing, is knowing what to ignore.” Rumi

“Proud owner of a vagina”

“Eve was framed”

“Send me noodles, not nudes”

“Baby got books”

“Femme ain’t frail”

“Never read the comments”

“Feminism is the radical notion that women are people.”

“Sexism makes me grumpy”

“Bookmarks are for quitters”

“My favorite people are fictional”

“Will trade racists for refugees”

“You either love hockey, or your wrong.”

“I’m a social vegan. I avoid meet”

“Proud member of the no shoes nation”

“I’m just here for the nachos”

“Without coffee I wouldn’t be the perky, foul-mouthed, delightful person that I am.”

“Denial, anger, bargaining, depression, acceptance. The 5 stages of waking up.”

“Looking for my Virgo”

“You remind me of the babe”

“Uploading sarcasm..please wait”

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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